The Smuggley Plush Blanket

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  • Regular price $ 55.55

The most illicitly comfortable blanket you'll ever wrap yourself in! Inspired by the finest 'powders' from the infamous cartel territories, we present a blanket that's just as addicting - only legal, cozy, and 100% sniffle-free.

Perfectly mimicking a hefty kilo of the 'good stuff', The Smuggley is stitched with love and packaged in a suspiciously realistic brick design that's sure to raise a few eyebrows... and burst out a few laughs.

Cozy up for some 'narcos' and chill as this plush, kingpin-approved blanket keeps you snug and warm. The cartels might have their hands full smuggling 'snow', but all you have to do is smuggle yourself into the comfort of your couch.

With The Smuggley, you're not just watching your favorite crime dramas, you're draped in them. Every detail, from the 'package' design to the pure 'white powder' aesthetic, is a nod to the notorious drug lords of pop culture.

Due to variations in the production process, blankets may arrive up to 3" shorter than their listed size.

.: 100% Polyester
.: One sided print