Meet your new morning companion: an elegant pharmaceutical-grade mug intricately crafted to cater to the caffeine enthusiast in you. Our "Coffee Facts" mug isn't just a receptacle for your liquid courage; it's a statement, a lifestyle, a true coffee lover's manifesto.
Emblazoned on its smooth, glossy surface, you'll find our scientifically (and humorously) curated 'drug' facts, offering a quick glimpse into the potent benefits of your daily coffee ritual.
Rejoice in Ritualistic 890mg, an ingredient designed to spark your dawn routines. Embrace the transformation from living dead to lively and well-bred with our Crack In A Cup 630mg. And, channel your inner genius with Ultra Focused 100mg, promising to sharpen the mind without thinning the wallet.
But remember, with great power comes interesting side effects. Sip carefully while the mug bestows upon you an excuse for morning grumpiness, an unspoken 'do not disturb' sign till the coffee kicks in. It may even inspire a bold stance against decaf. So, embrace the jitters, surrender to the day's lifeline, and let our mug turn your every sip into an exciting journey.
But be warned! This mug may lead to intense productivity, spontaneous creativity, and an insatiable craving for pastries. Decaf drinkers, proceed with caution – this isn't for the faint-hearted.
For those who speak coffee as their first language, the 'Coffee Facts' mug is more than just a drinking vessel - it's your daily dose of humor, a quirky nod to your coffee obsession, and a perfect sidekick to tackle the day. Side effects? A lifetime of loving mornings.
Get your hands on our exclusive 'Coffee Facts' mug. It's doctor-designed, artist-approved, and barista-envied. Make every sip matter!
.: White ceramic with colored interior and handle
.: Eye-catching color contrast
.: Lead and BPA-free