{"product_id":"global-warming-blanket","title":"Global Warming Blanket","description":"\u003cp data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eFinally, climate change you can enjoy.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe world is heating up, so you might as well get comfortable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIntroducing \u003cstrong\u003eGlobal Warming: Personal Size\u003c\/strong\u003e, a cozy little piece of the apocalypse delivered straight to your couch. Featuring vintage 90s-inspired flames and a healthy dose of climate anxiety, this woven blanket brings global warming a little closer to home.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for Netflix, naps, existential crises, or staying warm while the world burns.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLimited Holiday Drop:\u003c\/strong\u003e Available exclusively during November. Once the holiday drop ends, this blanket disappears. Unlike global warming.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShipping:\u003c\/strong\u003e Please allow 1–2 weeks to receive your blanket.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eProduct Features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-spread=\"false\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade from 100% cotton with strong, smooth fibers.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWoven-thread construction with colorful fringed edges.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in three sizes: 52\" × 37\", 60\" × 50\", and 80\" × 60\".\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eArtwork variant designed to emphasize crisp, distinct color blocks and sharp details.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Artwork and Photo variants offer different visual finishes. Product mockups may not fully represent the finished woven blanket.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-spread=\"false\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMachine wash:\u003c\/strong\u003e Cold water (maximum 30°C \/ 90°F), gentle cycle, mild detergent.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBleach:\u003c\/strong\u003e Non-chlorine bleach as needed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDry:\u003c\/strong\u003e Tumble dry on low heat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eGlobal Warming: Personal Size. Because the end of the world should at least be comfortable.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Artwork \/ 60\" × 80\"","offer_id":48116553220273,"sku":"25501219781205229836","price":72.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Photo \/ 60\" × 80\"","offer_id":48116553253041,"sku":"15692270568273145230","price":72.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1105\/2612\/files\/GlobalWarmingFlameWovenBlanket.png?v=1793295302","url":"https:\/\/www.thisisaddictive.com\/products\/global-warming-blanket","provider":"Cohen Art ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}