Global Warming Blanket

Finally, climate change you can enjoy.

The world is heating up, so you might as well get comfortable.

Introducing Global Warming: Personal Size, a cozy little piece of the apocalypse delivered straight to your couch. Featuring vintage 90s-inspired flames and a healthy dose of climate anxiety, this woven blanket brings global warming a little closer to home.

Perfect for Netflix, naps, existential crises, or staying warm while the world burns.

Limited Holiday Drop: Available exclusively during November. Once the holiday drop ends, this blanket disappears. Unlike global warming.

Shipping: Please allow 1–2 weeks to receive your blanket.

Product Features

• Made from 100% cotton with strong, smooth fibers.

• Woven-thread construction with colorful fringed edges.

• Available in three sizes: 52" × 37", 60" × 50", and 80" × 60".

• Artwork variant designed to emphasize crisp, distinct color blocks and sharp details.

• The Artwork and Photo variants offer different visual finishes. Product mockups may not fully represent the finished woven blanket.

Care Instructions

• Machine wash: Cold water (maximum 30°C / 90°F), gentle cycle, mild detergent.

• Bleach: Non-chlorine bleach as needed.

• Dry: Tumble dry on low heat.

Global Warming: Personal Size. Because the end of the world should at least be comfortable.